Filed as SANTA’S SPECIAL DELIVERY – STATUS: NICE in the Dept. of Moral Misconduct.
NICE TRIO is a clean, sharp way to label someone “Nice” without keeping a straight face. Three fresh soaps – matcha mint, cold pine air and mint–lime mojito – that smell like a balanced life, eight hours of sleep and inbox zero.
You buy this for people who look pure in photos, reports and family dinners. What happens in the shower is another story.
Looks good on paper. Not so nice in the shower.
What’s inside
1 MATCHA MINT soap
1 BEYOND THE PINES soap
1 SON OF A BEACH soap
€ 25,00 vat inc.
Blended with coconut, olive, shea, almond and castor oils — a rich composition that lathers generously, nourishes deeply, and leaves skin supple.
Soak it, lather it, rub it, rinse it. Keep it out of your eyes. If it sneaks in, rinse like hell. Don’t eat it. If your skin hates it, drop it.
